Monday, March 27, 2006

Objects in the rear view mirror are losing...



Took a road trip to Boston this weekend. On the way, I travelled at night, less traffic, less stress and a larger possibilty of picking up some crazies. Now before u think I'm some serial hitchhiker-killer hear me out... Crazies are speeders that typically come out late at night when the lanes are open, traffic is light and the pigs are snoozing. Pick up one and you've reduced your risk of getting caught by 50%. Pick up 4 and you have an interesting adrenalized evening. A Mitsubishi Evo, a Subaru WRX Turbo, an Acura Integra and the Spyder. Connecticut passed by in a flash of convoy style, formation, precision speed driving. It is very important to use ur indicators at 125...especially with three guys around you mimicking your every move....

Boston- NYC 2 hrs 25 minutes.

And the price? Tolls Paids to use HOV (Highly Obscene Velocity) Lane- 310 $ payable to Massachussets State Police who clocked me 'braking' at 96 in a 65 zone ...on my way to Boston.





Remarkable stuff a google search will dig up:

Antisocial personality disorder (APD or ASPD) is a psychiatric diagnosis that interprets antisocial and impulsive behaviours as symptoms of a personality disorder.
The behaviors exhibited in this disorder--diffuse aggression, impulsiveness, and
disregard for norms and laws-contribute to unsafe driving. (See references 62 through 64 and 67 through 72.) The antisocial person’s often inappropriate quest for excitement and risk-taking behavior adds to the danger. The following diagnostic criteria are of special concern: (1) failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behavior (traffic laws and safe driving practices); (2) irritable, aggressive, pugnacious, assaultive behavior (overly aggressive driving); (3) recklessness regarding safety, e.g., driving while intoxicated or recurrent speeding.



p.s In case there are any troopers reading this... this is a work of fiction, officer and no I haven't been drinking and I don't have anything in the trunk.

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