How to terrorize muslims.

Gym Lockerbie closing

I'm so fat my gym released me on compassionate grounds.

khandomlyselected.

Seems like even our boy SRK can get brwndomlyselected.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/US/08/15/indian.actor/index.html

As a sign of protest Shah Rukh is changing the names of some of his movies to

"INS To Pagal Hai"
"Dilwale Civil rights Le Jayenge "
"Kuch Bush Hota Hai"
"Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Racially Profiled "
"Kal Ho Na Ho I hate you immigration Hoes"
and
"Kabhi Alqaeda Na Kehna"

Into the Red.....

HOW CAN A 300$ ticket have 469$ in taxes....!!


Below you see the total taxes and fees amount for one passenger broken down into its components. Please note, that all the taxes and fees are shown in the specified local currency. The tickets, however, are issued in EUR, so there may be differences due to currency fluctuations.
Immigration User Fee (XY) USD 7.00
Fuel and Security Surcharge (YQ) USD 264.00
Air Passenger Duty (APD) (GB) USD 68.66
Passenger Facility Charge (XF) USD 4.50
Airport Security Charge (DE) USD 15.06
Transportation Tax (US) USD 15.40
Passenger Service Charge (UB) USD 33.73
APHIS User Fee (XA) USD 5.00
Customs User Fee (YC) USD 5.50
Passenger Service Charge - Intl (RA) USD 32.45
Passenger Civil Aviation Security Service Fee (AY) USD 2.50
Transportation Tax (US) USD 15.40
Total USD 469.20

Dawgference.

Dawgference: A meeting to discuss significant life changing events with your boyz.

Green Peace on Earth

Maybe we should plant a tree to commemorate rather than cut one down.

Pope vs the Dalai Lama

If the Pope gets his own Pope Mobile what does the Dalai Lama get?

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