Monday, April 16, 2007

A suidouble mate.

The wait is finally over. I have finally found the love of a lifetime. Years of listless searching for the perfect mate have finally ended. This person is everything I was looking for, and is perfect for me. Let me count the ways:







  • fits the browndomly selected 'mate profile' that I have ridiculously set



  • is nice and well mannered as well as extremely attractive to me



  • is well-travelled and educated in both the practicalities of life and the aesthetics



  • loves both their family and their independence



  • tries to mix their life with both culture and sports with a healthy side of philanthropy



  • is both fiercely patriotic and sensitive to all peoples.



  • speaks a host languages including their own mother tongue well



  • has the humility carry a conversation with a 'CEO' or a 'BUA' at the same level



  • makes me want to be a better person



  • brings a wonderful fusion of east and west together.



  • brings joy to the people around them and thinks about others before themselves



  • has a heart that finds more pleasure in giving than recieving



  • inspires me



  • enjoys having the top down on a convertible



  • can leap over a shoe box in a single bound



  • understands my every need and desire



  • has an incredible self-deprecating sense of humor



  • did I say is ridiculously good looking?









The following is a picture of the two of us together.





















































Bring on the hatemail.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

CLAUSTRO'FOB'IA

CLAUSTRO'FOB'IA : The fear of being surrounded by too many FOBs.


I think a lot of my friends are suffering from this self-hating disease.

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