How to terrorize muslims.

Gym Lockerbie closing

I'm so fat my gym released me on compassionate grounds.

khandomlyselected.

Seems like even our boy SRK can get brwndomlyselected.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/US/08/15/indian.actor/index.html

As a sign of protest Shah Rukh is changing the names of some of his movies to

"INS To Pagal Hai"
"Dilwale Civil rights Le Jayenge "
"Kuch Bush Hota Hai"
"Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Racially Profiled "
"Kal Ho Na Ho I hate you immigration Hoes"
and
"Kabhi Alqaeda Na Kehna"