A suidouble mate.

The wait is finally over. I have finally found the love of a lifetime. Years of listless searching for the perfect mate have finally ended. This person is everything I was looking for, and is perfect for me. Let me count the ways:

• fits the browndomly selected 'mate profile' that I have ridiculously set




• is nice and well mannered as well as extremely attractive to me




• is well-travelled and educated in both the practicalities of life and the aesthetics




• loves both their family and their independence




• tries to mix their life with both culture and sports with a healthy side of philanthropy




• is both fiercely patriotic and sensitive to all peoples.




• speaks a host languages including their own mother tongue well




• has the humility carry a conversation with a 'CEO' or a 'BUA' at the same level




• makes me want to be a better person




• brings a wonderful fusion of east and west together.




• brings joy to the people around them and thinks about others before themselves




• has a heart that finds more pleasure in giving than recieving




• inspires me




• enjoys having the top down on a convertible




• can leap over a shoe box in a single bound




• understands my every need and desire




• has an incredible self-deprecating sense of humor




• did I say is ridiculously good looking?

The following is a picture of the two of us together.

Bring on the hatemail.