Saturday, September 29, 2007

Low Spam Count

Anyone with a hotmail address probably knows when Micro'evil'soft sold the hotmail address list to the highest bidder. Since then my hotmail has been always deluged with spam. I noticed that the vast majority of spam seem to be of a viagra/cialis solicitation or 'growth' nature.


Unfortunately if you have msn messeger, each incoming message translates to a flashing message on your screen with the subject matter, which in turns translates to almost strobe-like, hyptonic, suggestive, subliminal message:




So everyday your subconscious mind is being bombarded with various versions of the following :

Sick and Tired of Being Inadequate?

Can't satisfy your girl ?

Does your wife think you're no longer a man?

Is your Titanic sinking?

Do you put the 'E.D' in Bed? ( I actually made this one up....I think its pretty good)


And various other versions which I cannot reveal in a family restaurant.




It's beginning to get to me. I need to either lower my spam count or might have to seriously consider increasing my sperm count.

7 Comments:

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Hahahaha. IS your Titanic sinking?

 
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Only someone who thinks their ship is unsinkable would have the gall to put up a blog like this...

 
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